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When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife
Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard"
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A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.
steve is a cunt bastard.
Daughter of a Bastard
1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly
3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!
2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.
3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
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The combination of cursive and printing.
Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.
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Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"
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A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.
"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."
"bastard smile, bastard smile!"
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A person who follows the social and political philosophy of Compassionate Bastardism.
A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.
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