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batman

a man that has sexual relations with bats tending to have five penises

oh my god your a batman

by Batman 94 August 26, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


batman

a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.

person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain

person2: Im batman

person1: ...damn it.

by DrToxin December 9, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

by TreeWeezel October 26, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


batman

batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.

whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.

by the batman of aus December 15, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batmaning

Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.

Past tense:

Batman'd

Common variants:

Darth Maul mask = Maul'd

Optimus Prime = Prime'd

David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.

Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.

Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!

by Damnitsasha March 23, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


the batman

stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song

Jake wants to do the BATMAN on Katelyn, get the batmobile Robin and take him to her house

by Not Mexican Mike January 9, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batmanning

To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.

Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.

by Syzygy21 October 27, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž