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Yesterday, the Belgian air force pooped on my tractor before resting on a high wire.
Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad
This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.
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Where a Belgian disapproves of an action or thing but doesn’t have the balls to say something to you, just gives a slightly discontentful sideways look.
I just received a Belgian side eye because I’m wearing flip flops in October.
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When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.
Tod: This is going to be epic.
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The act of using a door knob as a butt plug, then when your done put it back on your parents/ room mates bedroom door. with our with out cleaning.
I hated that chicks parents so much i gave her and them a fucking Belgian Door knob.
My room mate is suck a stupid whore! I got her sister help me give her a Belgian Door Knob
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She got so wet, she practically threw me her Belgian bread basket
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A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.
"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"
"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
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