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To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Benji larsman S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"
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When a woman gives birth during or after death
So I was strangling this pregnant lady and right as she died she had a coffin birth and that turned me off.
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To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.
Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww
Synonym for anal intercourse.
Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
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Me. I give the very best head
I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time
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In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.
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