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When you own someone so hard, they have to give you their bogans.
When Bill woke up from a hard night of boozing, he found out his friends smoked all of his cigs. Then he looked around for his bogans. After ten minutes he asked his friends if they had seen them(who obviously had, and smoked them all); and all of his friends said, "GET DID FOR YOUR BOGANS!!!!"
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Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.
My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.
A handsome, tattooed New Zealander who rides a Harley Davidson, or drives a Holden, and usually drinks Bourbon, or Heinekin beer, but also makes Blueberry cheesecakes.
Every woman wants a classy bogan for a fashion accessory
Where the toothless Pies supporters round up at the MCG (cheer squad and opposite wing to MCC level 1)
“I’m sitting in the bogan gogan at the ‘G tomorrow night”
Sunburn or tan on the upper arms and shoulderblades, caused by someone habitually or suddenly spending lots of time in the sun while wearing a singlet or sleeveless shirt.
Went on holiday to Kuta. Look at the bogan shirt I picked up!
Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"