Random
Source Code
Random
A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.
I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.
10👍 1👎
To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.
Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.
21👍 4👎
Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.
"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."
57👍 17👎
When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.
Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh
3👍 2👎
When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.
Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up
Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast