your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

13👍 3👎

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

5👍 2👎

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

15👍 19👎

Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK

I aint never seen two pretty bestfriends....

one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk

5👍 1👎

I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid

A dumb beach :)

Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.

3👍 22👎

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah.

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"