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tits. you can figure this out.
"watch where you point those milk cannons girl, you almost just killed that midget"
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Penis. Cock. the male sex organ.
During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.
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An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.
This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
See related: Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, fart can
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"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"
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"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
another word for (bollocks)
"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"
This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.
Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.
Wade: Jesus
Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.
Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.
Dick: You said it man