Cat

A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.

Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!

Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?

Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!

Cat

A meowing animal

A cat meows.

Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

cats

smol demons

cats are smol demons, cute ones tho

cat

lil cute and hot like really hot fur balls and they are ussualy very cute and loving and they are very good naruto runners

my cat is hot as hell he will beat you up

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

Cat

An awesome pet that has a lot of whiskers and a tail

Person 1: ME WOW!
Cat 1: Meow