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Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.
“Oh you go to Providence Catholic?”
The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.
Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....
After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)
Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!
The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.
Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.
Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?
Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!
Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)
Let’s start as every boring beca slideshow does with the key terms: Fat Amy, Bald Shithead (s), Smoking, Unqualified Teachers, Bi (sexual or polar) people.
Let’s start with the absolute nazi teachers. Why the fuck is a bald shark looking ass telling me to take off my sweater. You would think that he would try to shut down the underground beca drug cartel instead of getting sweaters off. A great beca pastime is when your class is one door away but you’re still going the wrong way because one step in the wrong direction is guaranteed to get you covid. Also half the teachers can’t even do their job. At least three don’t speak English. Señora is ugly and Debbie desanto looks like a quarterback but that’s enough with teachers. Let’s go to the cliche students. You got kids making inappropriate jokes to get attention 👀. You have 14 year old bisexual girls because it’s totally logical to make such a decision at that age. You have emos and nic addicts. You have jocks and nerds. Does it get more movie like. But anyway enjoy your may with the billion assignments you have and read this with a smile. Thank you horrible students and faculty and becahi.
Hey, I might go to Bethlehem Catholic.
No. Don’t.
70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult
Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show
A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.
Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.
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