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1. Moderately irritated.
History and Etymology: Origin unknown.
Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.
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A chap ass is a word to describe someone being extremely annoying. In truth a chap is a type of legwear worn over jeans by cowboys, a chap ass is the same, but minus the jeans. So there ass in theory would be hanging out, therefor making it a chap ass.
Gosh Cal, shut your chap ass.
Did you see that dude, what a chap ass.
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ones front-mounted, downstairs tummy banana.
"how's your old chap been since the cat got at it?"
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A stick of lube for your lips, yes. In which you open the cap on, and seductively and sensually apply to chapped area, in front of your SO.
Girl: "ooh my lips are soooo dry" *moans* "I need to put on my lip chap"
Boy: "Damn baby you spread that lip chap."
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Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.
Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.
You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!
Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!
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A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss
fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse
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“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”