bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

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Clam Clan

A party, meeting or gathering that is exclusively, or with a significant majority of, females.
The female equivalent of a sausage fest

She'd told me there was going to be some hot guys there but it turned out to be a complete clam clan.

Party on girls! Friday night, it's gonna be a Clam Clan so lets go crazy without the partners, k?

Clam Steam

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face

Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.

Clam Chatter

A group of girls/women gossiping or talking.

Yo, did you catch any of the clam chatter in the break room? Those chicks are way too loud...tmi.

clam duster

a clam duster, most common during movember, is the patch of hair above the mouth. Sometimes it's been a while for a woman, dust builds, this must be removed, usually in a sweeping manor, before a tongue punch can be landed.

" Kyle look at that Dusty old clam, you better use your clam duster first".

" Andrew look, it's Tom Selleck,"

Andrew, " one day I'll have a clam duster like his"

see also- Snapper Swifter

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Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

clam belch

A queef like eruption emanating from a women's vagina.

Man, she totally just clam belched.