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The easy way of getting through school.
Timmy: Oh man, I didn't do my homework because I have a life outside of school.
Bobby: Oh yeah me, too. Just ditch class and you'll be fine.
Timmy: Wait what's ditching class?
Bobby: Just skipping class and doing something more productive.
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A new form of exercise designed by skinny fit people to make fat bastards HURT. It normally involves riding a stationary push bike to music
Person A: Dude, I am struggling, I went to spin class for the first time last night and it was painful
Person B: Yeah i did it once and i swear I tore myself a second arsehole i was pedalling so fast
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The place schools force you to go because they suck! The schooling system finds it *imperative* that we have to be able to analyze ancient epic poems and stupid stuff. Rated, on average, 0/69 🖕 😡
Me: "I have English class"
Everyone: "he has to waste his time"
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The act of shaming a person for being either poor, middle-class, or wealthy.
I couldn't believe she made fun of the fact he got his clothes from a second hand store. She just kept class shaming him.
a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
a fast food chain plate that was stolen and filled with student and professor signatures that serves as a memento of that semester
Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!