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A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.
Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?
Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.
Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.
1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.
1:She’s the fucking ex collector.
2: Big mood.
The Deranged Collector is a being who has been here since the beginning of Time. His sole purpose is to collect things he finds and analyze them. He now is analyzing the things he finds on earth and would like it if you kik him at DerangedInside
The Deranged Collector is coming... He wants to know about what you collect.
Did you see Wandering chimes collector? What an iconic hoe
Actually the other definition was a mock of the one made by laygorian , i actually really like the singing fish and have 18 of the fish now!
Singing fish collector is a very cool thing
Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.
***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! 💸💸💸💸
Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000
Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you 🙄🙄🙄
Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!