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To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.
Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"
When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"
"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."
"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes
Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else
Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
I see the comments disabled. Now let's see what they fucked up
When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back
Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment
Reference: Yaniqusia
Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.
Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm
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