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A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a mid-life crisis, that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and saggy tits. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical technology such as botox and vaginoplasty.
24 year old male: "That chick is way hot but when she laughs, she totally sounds like she smokes a carton a day"
Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"
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A derogatory term used for a black person who is of little usefullness to society except robbing people or selling crack.
Did you see that damn cougar try and run from the cops
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A cougar's not necessarily an older woman chasing younger men - she could be as young as 25 and be on the lookout for bald dudes in their late 30s or black dudes of any age, a so-called nouveau cougar. Signs of cougarism are: cougar lips (exessively red), cleavage, animal print clothing (particulary headbands or sun visors), black power hairdo or badly died shakira hair. The cougar typically sips at either red wine, gin tonic or whisky, and sits on a bar stool from which she takes a flying leap at her cock of choice.
Why does your friend dress like that?
She wants to be a cougar!
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A woman over the age of 27 hanging around the bar flirting, and trying to hookup with younger men. Especially at Octoberfest...searching for that new sausage!
Wow Katherine you really are a cougar!
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an older woman who tries to get with young boys.
Person 1 : " Hey man, how old is that girl that friend requested you on facebook?"
Person 2 : " 47."
Person 1: " I think she may be a cougar "
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The cougar is a rare breed of female homosapien. It's natural habitats include night clubs that were cool three years ago and the hotel bar inside the Marriott.
Girl 1: Did you find out who kept calling your boyfriends cell?
Girl 2: Yeah, turns out it's just some sad divorced cougar, nothing to worry about.
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The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR !!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
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