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covfefe

When you make a mistake but then try to pretend that that's what you had meant to do the whole time.

Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!

by ashmenon May 31, 2017

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COVFEFE

Corrupt
Oligarch
Vassal (of)
Foreign
Enemy
F***s-up
Environment

An abbreviated exclamation apparently originating in the early 21st century, when the government of supposedly the most powerful nation-state was suddenly taken over by a second-rate feudal power, using an orange puppet, for the purpose of destabilizing the climate. This was so the latter country could thaw out still more fossil fuels from under the polar ocean, taking over both energy sources and trade routes of the remaining habitable zones. However, the resulting environmental collapse, plagues and refugee crises led to a nuclear war, eventually involving the entire planet- hence our miserable existence for the last two millennia . Now, when the fate of something important rests in the hands of one person, and he screws up real bad, or when you and everyone around you is about to suffer, you utter "COVFEFE!!!"

Dude1: "Man, I think I just blew that meeting with our client- we're gonna lose our biggest account..."
Dude2: "COVFEFE!"

Tactical Officer: "Two Romulan Warbirds de-cloaking to starboard... weapons off-line, shields at 18%..."
Captain: "COVFEFE!"

by FickDaddy June 4, 2017

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covfefe

I have a pathological inability to admit I have done anything wrong.

As in the sentence "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by gwagener June 24, 2017

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Covfefe

The act of shitting on everybody

Did you hear what Jake did to his friends and family?

Yeah man, he's really covfefe

by The Social Code June 6, 2017

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Covfefe

Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.

Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.

Watergate was mostly covfefe.

by skelegate May 31, 2017

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Covfefe

A coffee type drink that Republicans drink. It's considerably saltier than regular coffee because instead of water, we use the tears of Hillary Clinton and the Liberal media.

Every morning while sitting on my porch, I drink my Covfefe, read a book by Ann Coulter, and blast Rush Limbaugh on my radio.

by That's So Camille July 9, 2017

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Covfefe

When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.

You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.

Despite my lack of effectiveness, creating division and inviting violence, I am a good guy Covfefe

by Anamar June 5, 2017

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