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A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.
Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?
The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.
Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.
It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.
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When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
*You have the sudden urge for DRAMA! ROMANCE! BLOODSHED!
*Oh and legs
*It smells of METTATON
Metal Crusher Intensifies.
Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.
"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"
Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.
He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...