Thirties curve

As males hit there thirties life gets better they suddenly are able to secure women that previously would have been outside there league factors contributing to this curve are:
Job security and higher income, stability in life and males are yet to peak in physical appearance, all the attributes women look for and when wanting a partner.
Women on the other hand are negatively affected by the age curve, their looks are fading, the biological clock is running out of time and men are looking past them to the younger more desirable versions

My husband is having an affair with a younger more attractive women, he said it wasn't his fault it's the thirties curve

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Curve Stomp

Wrestling move used by WWE superstar Seth Rollins. The move involves one person with their head above the ground and then the other stomps his head on the ground.

Seth Rollins with a curve stomp to Cena

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J-curve

The J-curve is the unmistakable line from shoulder to knee that makes the male species cringe at the sight. This curve has been breakin' hearts since the 80s.

Baby, your J-curve makes me a little f*****' nuts.

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curve balls

When a guy starts talking to you, and you thought you liked/ had a crush on another guy, but then you starting questioning the first crush, and confusion commences.

Margaret liked Dan for the longest time, but then James came along and impressed the hell out of her. Now she doesn't know who she likes. She's getting thrown curve balls.

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curve hoe

It's kind of like a ratchet hoe but not as ratchet.. kind of a classy hoe. It's like a fancy prostitute but they don't get paid. Mostly girls with big butts.

"Yo! did you hear Tyler called some girl a curve hoe?"
"yeah, he told me… thats fucked up."

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curved stick

it's a penis that you have to go around the corner just to get on.

Jacob has a curved stick that his girlfriend enjoys.

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Curve Spikers

A group of people who are ignoring government orders to stay indoors during a global pandemic.

Comparative to:
Flat Earther
Anti-Vaxxer

There are 12 teenagers gaggling around the park after the government locked down the city. Fucking Curve Spikers. They definitely have parents that are Anti-Vaxxers/Flat Earthers for sure (Probably Karen, and Steve).