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to pilot a small aircraft that crashes causing fatal injury to a well-known person
Did you hear about John Walton? He John Denver'd last week.
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when you are getting a blowjob from someone while you are standing and they are kneeling, then you step over their shoulder and crap down their back while they are still giving you head
I ate taco bell last night and i gave that girl the nastiest denver bucket.
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A tiny, worthless private university that costs as much as an Ivy League school yet it's education is ranked among third teared schools. The school is all copper and they use one's 30 grand a year tuition to plant pansies in a big circle. There is no school spirit here.
The university of Denver is a crappy school
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To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005
I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!
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The only University out west where the students still look and act like Highschoolers throughout all four years. Most of the students are coming from boarding schools. If you're coming from public school avoid the DU social life. Get involved with Auraria campus. You'll hate yourself for trying to socialize with DU kids, very specific breed of stupid. House parties are terrible. Lot of blonde rich white girl clones. We all wish they were hoes yet unfortunately are mentally ill or some weird variation of that. You can approach them, however, remember to bring a shiny gold ring in case they start to look at you with "that look" you'll know what look I'm talking about if you've been around DU people. They're the only ones on this planet who have "that look". All the freshmen girls lose their virginity to the Hockey team. The Hockey team hosts an annual rape party during freshmen orientation week. Avoid the guys who go to the business school. They're a bunch of obnoxious idiots. The sorority girls don't bother, they're confused with themselves. Engineering people are in an Engineering Cult. The hottest best quality women you'll find are in the Graduate Education building. Easiest women in the business school. Pretentious in the Music school. The crazies in the psychology buildings. Don’t date them. Other majors hit or miss. Avoid the female lacrosse team they're sexually confused. It's a trade school advertising itself as a liberal arts ivy league school.
University of Denver is where you go to start a career
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A very small close knit community where everyone is friendly and loving. A great group of Christian's and many farmers. You are always welcome and "at home" in Denver indiana
I am going to Denver Indiana to see my family
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A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest
She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress
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