One Direction

The best band throughout the entire world! Made up of 5 incredibly gorgeus boys who have amazing humour and banter (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik"
As a matter of fact the 5 boys are so damn sexy that the world may well end because we can't handle they're sexiness and amazing voices.

Directioner: "OMG! It's One Direction!!! THEY'RE SO FUCKIN SEXY! fkjwf qdhvbeuv i think i might die..."

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one direction

5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.

Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.

One Direction puts me in a fragile state.

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Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money

Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money

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Direct Inject

A rude fart in which the culprit doesn't lean to allow the odor to escape, instead farts directly into a seat cushion as if impregnating the fibers with a foul time bomb.

Brian sat, exhaled, and direct injected in my new couch. Brian's a dick.

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fresh direct

raw, hardcore sex

I'm going to give it to her fresh direct.

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One Direction

Literally the best band in the world.

Won over 100 awards (BTS could never).

Band members consist of a frog ass looking bitch, a fucking Lima bean, a porcupine (in fact he's straight), and a white bread with no toaster.

Once you are in the fandom there is literally no way out. Good luck trying though.

Person A: Have you ever heard of that band, One Direction?
Person B: Do you mean the best band in the world? The one with the 4 beautiful british boys and the perfect Irish leprechaun? The one who jump started 5sos' career? The one who has been on a break for 4 years and is still breaking records? Yeah, I've heard of them.

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One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.

Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"

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