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A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.
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Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!
Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!
Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?
Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget
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a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche
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1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina
2 can be used to insult a person
1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it
2 oi u fucken douche
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john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.
john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.
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When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.
Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.
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1. a feminine hygiene product
2. a guy who has a different personality, different speech pattern, or different ideals than your own.
see also douchebag
1. why bother using a douche on that skanky, rank-ass whore?
2. Can you believe it? That fuckin' douche, who can hardly utter a sentence without stuttering, is studying Calculus on a Friday night!
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A person of low intelegence and moral standers.
"Man that quarterback is such a douch!"
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