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A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.
Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!
Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”
Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”
Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”
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Super hot anime male who's been through hell and back, yet still smiles. He also sends poor innocent, non-fan-girls over the edge to fan-girl-ism, and thus has inspired a massive group of fan-girls that not only rivals, but beats hands down, that of Uchiha Sasuke. He is particularly short tempered, when it comes to his height, and will smash anyone's face in that calls him short. He is one of two main characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, a popular anime, along with his younger brother, Alphonse. Edward's outward appearance includes a shorter-than-average height, golden eyes, long blonde hair (Usually in a braid, but is also seen in a ponytail, and down), and is often wearing a red trench coat with the Flammel symbol on the back in black, along with black pants, a black top, and boots. Edward also happens to hate milk, with a passion I might add, and many argue that his refusal to drink any might be part of what caused his lack of height, relative to most males his age, that is. His iconic faces are; stubborn-face (we see that one a lot), grin-face (who doesn't know of his big, goofy grin?), and his milk-face.
'You've got a strong pair of legs, Rose; you should get up and use them.' ~ Edward Elric
'Don't call me short! I'll break down your legs and stick them on your head!' ~ Edward Elric
'We just wanted to see her smiling face again.' ~ Edward Elric
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A cute alchemist with long blonde hair and golden eyes. He is extremely sensitive about his height.
Lieutenant: "He's right, there is someone with him! And he is small!"
Edward Elric: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A ROCK SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK?!!"
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A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"
Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
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One half of irish pop duo Jedward.
Edward Grimes is a beautiful human being that always looks fabulous!
Edward Grimes is an amazing teacher of all things you need to know in life, such as using an aeroplane toilet and taking a shower.
Edward Grimes like toilets, toilet paper, toilet flushes and sparkle!
Also known as : Edbb, Ed'ard
I love sparkly things, just Edward Grimes!
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The name of a super-powered cockney brewer, of whom spares no one and consumes all with his beer-related powers. This comic was short lived, and very few examples still exist, just some old bad tasting beer. It is common for people to curse his name when something goes wrong, or is in the process of doing such.
His most famous and well known attacks include "Kamehamebeer" "Distructobeer" and "Special Beer Cannon"
This super hero was created by David Edwards in the early 90's, and his fan site can be found via: http://www.peakstonesrock.co.uk/
the website representing the fictional brewery Graham was supposedly created in.
Chap one: "Who on earth made this horrible mess?!"
Chap two: "Graham."
Chap one: "Good lord, someones missing?"
Chap two: "Must be Graham Edwards."
Chap one: "They're flanking us!"
Chap two: "OH GRAHAM EDWARDS!"
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A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
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