electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.

Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?

Electric guitar

an instrument you strum or finger the strings to make a legendary sound that can be altered in the slightest way to suit you and the way you like the sound

person 1: listen to me play my Electric guitar.

person 2: turn it down!!!!!!

person 1: -_-

Electric Jaguar

A sex position where you eat man's ass while licking the dick cheese out of the forskin rigorously until the man has a seizure that leads to permanent cerebalpolsy and permanent muscle spasms to both partners.

did you see that video of arab bomber doing a and Electric Jaguar on that mexican neckbeard?

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Electric Jones

Do ever have the need to define something that is so mind-numbingly, ball-achingly and spine shatteringly awesome that no words seem adequate?

Well this is the expression for you.

Accept no substitutes. While stocks last. One per person.

Those shoes are Electric Jones!

Thats an Electric Jones pair of bosoms!

Electric Jones is my daddy! (A common, and my I point out, false use of the expression: as I do not know your mother, and even if I did: she promised I wouldn't have to be involved with you).

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electric slide

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.

Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.

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Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson

I broke my electric cucumber!

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Electric Beige

Possibly the most refreshing exilerating adrenaline induced milkshake brand...i mean colour ever known to man, or anything other than fungi.

(Jerome) Demond that Wigger looks slick in those electric beige shoes!
(Demond) I sure feel stupid in these Nike Air Jordans...

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