Liberian english

the broken english spoken in the west african country of Liberia.

Liberian english words

hobojo --- hoe, slut, prostitute

man lappa -- same as hobojo

ay bah -- ?

pekin--- small boy

giga -- it get stuck in your foot

tata -- vigina

toto --- penis

twalet --- private area

tumba -- booty

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wetback english

Words that wetbacks use in english but they don't pronounce it right.

Wetback english...

Chair-shair
Jumbo Jack-yumbo yack
yes-jes
shit-chit

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English Slipper

A sexual act involving three people, where one person slides his feet into the assholes of the other two and proceeds to walk around the manor whilst reading the paper and drinking a tea.
Monocles not required but strongly recommended

sex, sexual maneuvers, lewd, english slipper, dutch rudderaction johnny, rusty venture missionary, doggy style, english stereotypes

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Queens English

The Queen's English refers to grammatically correct and coherent written expression in the English language. It does not refer to a specific accent, intonation or regional variation of the spoken language.

"I wish the lawmakers would write laws in the Queens English instead of this incomprehensible legalese crap"

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English Teacher

Empty bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who taught you about life and how to live it.

Today my English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing Hamlet’s antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.

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proper English

The language which should be used in any instance where English is being used. This means no sticky caps, no netspeak, no leet speak, no 12yr old Aol girl speak.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

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english courtroom

six people or more, having sex at the same time on a sofa while watching court tv.

One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.

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