A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK
"That Evan?"
"Yea he has a massive dick"
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Slender man looking ass. He is a bitch and doesn't know how to treat a lady. Especially his girl.
*Girl*Ew there is Evan
*Alyssa* He isn't bad
*Girl* Yes he is
*Alyssa* Yeah your right, I am just saying that cuz he is my boyfriend
*Girl* We aren't friends anymore
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Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.
βThat guy is acting like an Evan!β
βGirl, I think you should stay away from himβ
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no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'
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A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy heβs the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous
That Evan guy is hard as fuck
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Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.
βDid you just see that cute boy?β
β yeah, thatβs Evan.β
β WOW! He is soooooo cute!β
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