said no one ever

A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say

"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."

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what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.

Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!

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Biggest Pussy Ever

"Biggest Pussy Ever" refers to a popular online video which depicts a man inserting his hand, foot, leg, head, and various other random objects into a fake, prosthetic pussy, which appears to be part of the woman on screen.

Nicholas L. inserted his foot in her vagina, and proudly proclaimed it to be the "Biggest Pussy Ever".

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The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

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Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

Best mom ever

Tina Thompson… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh

Best mom ever