Strawberry Farmer

A homosexual.

Clay Aiken enjoys farming strawberries. He is a strawberry farmer.

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Farmer

A term of disrespect used for the Norteno gang members.

They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the slobs. Also see blood

Enemies of Sureno gang.

Hey Cuz you see that ho ass farmer over there?

Yeah I hear he's rollin with slobKs

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Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

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Dirty Farmer

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".

Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".

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Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.

Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!

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Salt Farmer

One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.

Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”

Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”

Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”

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Side Farmer

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"

person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"

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