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When an unsuspecting friend gleefully makes out with a female who has just exited a room in which you anally penetrated her for an extended period of time followed by her orally copulating you and receiving your ejaculate in a prolific manner.
John thought he got lucky last night. but he really got Boston Crowe'd!!!!!!
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A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
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In the Card Game Spades, Marine Style rules, running a boston means taking all 13 books!
Me and my partner just got done running a Boston on Joe Cool and Pvt Smuckatelly who are now banned from playing spadeS!
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The act of taking a shit on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but with the Boston Steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the shit.
Bitch, shut your fuckin mouth, or i'll tape you to the bed and give you a Boston Steamer.
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A large, pronounced layer of fat under the chin. Similar to a double chin but not anywhere near the girth. Usually found on men, sometimes women. Can be the result of excessive partying/alcohol consumption, over-eating or just being a fat waste. Has a tendency to strike men named Chris during college years.
Jek Porkins of Star Wars: A New Hope has the biggest boston ass I have ever seen. Kevin from The Office is a close second.
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Sexual maneuver in the same genre as the Philly Fakeout and the Cleveland Steamer whereby during the act of intercourse, the man chokes (fetish) the woman until she passes out. When she comes to, he cums all over her face.
I’ve been fucking this girl that's into choking during sex. I even give her the ol’ Boston Strangler every now and then.
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Girls from Boston that just aren't that good looking but walk around like it, talk like it and act like it too. They will pass as cute in Boston, or New England, but anywhere south, west or abroad, nobody gives them a second look.
Boston cute girls are also highly f-ing annoying....where they get entitlement from, nobody knows, maybe it was BC or BU or somewhere in the burbs like Andover or N. Andover.
Ex: If your mirror suddenly shatters when u look at it 10k times a day (window reflections count too girls) while saying, 'mirror mirror on the wall, who is the cutest of them all?' then u just arent cute....u may be "BOSTON CUTE", aka u'll do fine in boston with the rift raft dbags that plague the city. But, step outside New England and your just another girl with one feature in favor and three features against.
Sentence:
Drunk friend, "Man that girl is wicked cute."
Less drunk guy, " WTF is wrong with you man, she is boston cute at best."
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