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GUY: LETS FUCK
GIRL: DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AND NO
GUY: BUT ITS NATIONAL FUCK YOUR EX DAY
GIRL:OKAY LETS DO IT
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National fuck a girl day is on December 6 where you get to have sex to celebrate December 6 and the end of no nut November by creaming your girls pussy.
Oh yes it’s it’s National Fuck a Girl day December 6 time to invite my girl over ;)
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On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced
It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day
November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!
Yo I want kenneth’s dick inside of me ESPECIALLY since it’s Fuck Me Kenneth Day.
March 17th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger, or even multiple gingers.
Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger Day! Let’s have sex!
On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course
Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU
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May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.
A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.