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The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
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This is a statement used when no is not good enough
Kayla- i want take off all my clothes and go in the room with your dad
Joy- FUCK NO!
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A popular chemical found in weed.
jim "man i've got soo menny fucking bills to pay"*Takes a hit* "you know what... fuck it."
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Apart from the basic meaning of the verb to fuck, it is also derived from the meaning to hit sharply, or get even, for example:
"Wait, wait, wait and see how they fuck you", or more extreme version: "to fuck the shit out of him"
The question of how serious the threat is by saying "I'll fuck you" was discussed in two judgments of courts in Jerusalem.
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To completely dismiss a fact of significant importance
I was going to use a condom, but Fuck it, when is the next time I'm gonna be in South Africa.
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There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the "FUCK" do you mean,
we are sinking?!"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the "FUCK" was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians
come from?"
-Custer, 1877
8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot
could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926
6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC
5 "You want what
on the "FUCKING" ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the "FUCK" are we?"
-Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered "FUCKING" showers,
my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is
going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "FUCK, I didn't think they'd get this
"FUCKING" mad."
-Saddam Hussein, 2003
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1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.
WHAT THE FUCK...
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