An incredibly slow wildabeast with good money saving skills. From afar looks like an italian stallion with a beautiful piercing black maine but once you get close a gary is only a snail with grey hairs. This one of garys biggest deceptions. Garys are also incredibly sensitive about their ethnic Jew identity claiming that they are italian or german to cloak their true greedy nature. Never split on a tab pr start a business with a gary for they will probably jew you out and make it seem like it is all your fault. A positive trait of a gary is that they can make alright Old Fashioned cocktails.
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Cockney rhyming slag for an anus. Gary Glitter = Shitter.
Did you shag Lorraine last night?
Did I? I smashed her right up the Gary!
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A Fat ugly nigga who gets rejected all the time
Gary:hey you want to go out
Rachel: no
Gary:why
Rachel: your ugly ok, boy bye
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gary is a snail that will not come home back to spongebob
Spongebob: gary come home please
Gary: meow
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A gay retard, combined together to form the name "Gary"
Oscar is SUCH a Gary for driving that Gaytona
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when you get bored and type in #gary into urban dictonary
"Im bored why not look up #gary"
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pills containing mdma or ecstasy, otherwise know as pingers.
get me some garys for tonight !
iโve just dropped a gary
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