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When a group of people are standing around, and someone farts, but the culprit is too ashamed to admit it, and nobody knows who commited such tomfoolery. Also, only the dead are above suspicion.
The Cast:
Stan
Dan
Anne
Susanne
Roxanne
Dianne
Dot
The scene takes place while 7 teens are in an elevator at the top floor of a 13 story hotel. None of them know each other, but they are linked by a horrific crime.
Dan: Hey, second floor please.
Susanne: Me too.
Suddenly, everyone is alerted by strange but natural occurance.
(fart)
Dianne- What in the hell was that?
Anne: Hello everyone, would you like to play a game?
Stan: Real funny you sick bitch!
Anne: I did not commit this treachery but I will find out who did. The elevator is sealed and we will only escape if we call the operator. I will not let anyone touch this phone unless the perpatrater is brought to justice. If we don't escape, the gas will eventually end us. We have three minutes.
Dot: (whimpering in fetal postion) I DON'T WANT TO DO IT MOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Roxanne: This is blaspheme! And only for some Phamtom Gas?!
Susanne: Why so angry, you fat dame, GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE?
Roxanne: No it wasn't me you nincompoop.
Stan: Well you're both cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Dan: Oh no no, neither of them are cotton-headed ninny-muggins, guy. Is this what we've succumbed to?
Dianne: Well if the flux capacit...(gag)
Suddenly the seven young teens collapse and die. Anne, the suicidal debate team president, was the last to die. She passed away laughing, as it was her phantom gas all along.
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(N.) - The Atlanta autobahn. A place where wealthy Atlantans are able to open up their Porsches, Mercedes, and other whips. The minimum speed on GA 400 is 70 with the left lane averaging anywhere from 85-100. If you are a slow or shitty driver you fear this road. If you are a good driver or enjoy driving, 400 is the highlight of your day. If you are not from the Atlanta area and are driving on 400 you can be spotted from a mile away. You are usually driving an 03' Odyssey with a Yakima box on top and Wisconsin plates. You are also being frequently passed by other drivers while simultaneosly being given the finger. In your mind, you are in the right. In the minds of everyone else on 400, you are a fucking idiot who is clearly from out of state and does not understand the concept of driving.
Steve: Just picked up my new Gallardo from the dealership.
Kevin: Shit dude lets hit up GA 400 and see how fast that thing can go.
The moment right before a shit when air is expelled from the anus, preparing it for the upcoming shit.
Man, I just passed a gas log and the shit express is on it's way!
At a large family gathering. When a group of kids hold the "weird kid" down and make the young kids take turns farting in the "weird kid"s face.
Usually accompanied with the "Woodside Hold"
"Look Joe, the kids are giving Thom Sweet Gas again"
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When you stand at the gas pump and bitch about how much it costs to the complete stranger filling up right next to you
Bryan: This guy at the sheetz was gas bitchin' like crazy to me
Alex: word?
Bryan: yea sayin he had to choose gas over food..
To pitch in for gas, to put your equal share in.
You can drive but I got you on gas fade.
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To inflate somebody's ego via compliments, praise, or actions.
When the ego of a person is self-inflated.
Having too high an opinion of oneself when in actuality, it is unwarranted.
Don't gas up this idiot!
I would tell him he has nice eyes but I don't want to gas him up. He knows he's good looking as it is.
Amanda has almost 100 likes on her new Facebook profile picture and it totally gassed her up! Now she thinks she's hot shit.
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