Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.

I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.

Trash gopher

Gangster ass gf that will dig through dumpsters and break into recycling facilities with you to score good shot

Yeeee imma go get some sweet swag from the dump so I'm going to ask my trash gopher to slide

Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

Gopher walkies

Thing you say to your dog to tell it you are going to take it on a walk. Dogs go crazy if you say these words so be careful because you might get jumped on

Person 1: Gopher Walkies
Dog 1: woof woof woof, I’m gonna jump on you now, I’m super excited but I’m not gonna hold still while you put the leash on.

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }