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When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.
Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
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Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1
"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"
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A type of sex (or more precisely attempt of sex) occuring between two fat people. Typically the guy is originally on top, until the rolling inevitably occurs. More awkward temptatives usually follow but all inevitably fail due to belly barrier presence.
Fat Him and Fat Her during hamster sex sexsion: "here, try again!" "here where???" "left, move to the left" "here?? oh yes here!" "no no thats my donuts!!"
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Noun. A person who is being romantically teased and/or used by another person in order for them to receive some type of personal thrill, or change in their usual lifestyle.
"She's using me as some kind of rainbow hamster!"
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The little hamster that runs on the hamster wheel in your head you make you think. The faster it runs, the harder you think.
damn, that test today really killed my head hamster
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License plate motto: Live Free or Die. No state income tax. No state sales tax. State operated liquor stores. Beautiful, heavily wooded and mountanous state located in the northeastern region of the United States known as New England. Very low crime rate and anyone can legally walk around with a gun strapped to their belt without getting a license.It has a small population located mostly along it's border with the hated much more urban and populated state of Massachusetts, where many if not most New Hamsterites find well paying jobs that don't exist in their *cough* booming state.
Dude, I wasn't born yesterday, whaddaya think I just drove down from New Hamster in a pick-up truck?
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The "ban hamster" is a slang term for internet message boards.
"Hitting someone with the ban hamster" or "unleashing the ban hamster" is when a moderator or administrator of a message board bans somebody from posting,usually because of repeated terms of service violations,or in some cases just because they disagree with what the poster is saying.
1-time for you to meet the ban hamster,find another message board to post on.
2-Crimson Mask unleashed the ban hamster on me yesterday because I called him a name he didn't like.
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