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Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. Can usually be seen around central Helengrad (Wellington, NZ) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.
"My name's Helen and I used to be a man"
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Not a small town at all. It has a population of just under 200,000. But the other entries about it being a shit-hole are right.
St Helens
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Being so drunk that you can't see, hear, or make proper sentences.
"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"
"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk
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When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone
John: bro are you Helen Keller?
Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!
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It’s a girl, who has a cock, mostly named “Helen”
DUDE! SHE HAS A helen’s cock
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When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!
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During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.
You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.
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