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human horn

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.

"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."

by Mr. Feesh May 16, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


horn dog

1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.

2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.

3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'

1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.

2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?

3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.

by Mickey Nation December 22, 2006

484๐Ÿ‘ 159๐Ÿ‘Ž


porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit horn

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 15, 2006

64๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


French Horn

God Created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said"let there be french horns!!!!" then he listend for awhile and then said"Let the be French Horns IN TUNE." then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.

Man 1:He plays the french horn
Man 2:what no way
Man 3:yep hes that awesome

by R4v4g3m0nk3y September 11, 2011

157๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Green horn

A person who is new at something./Amateur

I don't want to go the that green horn dentist.

by Maximus P. February 1, 2010

68๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


general horn

Contrary to popular belief, having the 'general horn'does not nessecarily mean you're horny. (It could). It means you're a playa and are attracted to several people.

"She likes Tommy, Tony and Josh! She totally has the general horn."

by Mae Stripeland May 6, 2004

61๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž