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A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."
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The South West side of Houston Texas
Alief texas is on the south west of houston
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(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.
Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”
William: “Dear God, please not again!”
When a girl sitting on the toilet and is peeing and her partner is pissing in between her legs at the same time while making passionate eye contact.
I wanted to give her a surprise so I gave her a wet knee Houston.
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A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?
Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.
Marry below your social status or class
John is really going to pull a Whitney Houston if he marries Stella.
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The dangerous place to live in Houston. Its has nothing but Latino gangs it is like L.A in this side of town. It has the most dangerous gangs in town. For example the name of gangs are Southwest Cholos X3, La Primera X3, Mara Salvatrucha X3, La Tercera Crip X3, Crazy Crew X3, Somos Pocos Pero Locos X3 and Brownpride X3. You see this side of Town mostly on T.V The cops are always talking About The Southwest Side. But thats the every day life in Southwest X3 Houston.
Where do you stay at?
Southwest Houston,TX
Oh I aint missing with you then.
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