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A phenomenon that occurs due to an iPhone user's compulsive desire to show off their iPhone with other iPhone users. The group will sit round inanely discussing apps, model ugrapdes and even who's had theirs the longest and therefore the most hip. As the members of the orgy are completely unaware of people around them without iPhones, outsiders (i.e. non-iPhone users) can slowly get trapped in the orgy as it progresses. The only way out for the trapped is death.
"Oh shit, everyone's getting their iPhones out!"
"Uh oh, they're comparing apps!"
"Fuuuck, it's an iPhone orgy!!"
"Kill me!"
"No, kill me!!"
"OK, on 3. 1, 2, 3!"
To bend over.
Dude1: I just iphone 6'ed that chick.
Dude2: Must be nice.
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Getting hit in the nuts with an iphone for pure enjoyment of your friends.
While Sims was talking to Sosh, Dave comes up and says "hey Sims watch this"..... proceeding to catch Sosh off guard by throwing his Iphone at his genitalia. Thus rendering him iPhoned for several minutes.
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Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they have an iPhone. They usually try to remind people that they have an iPhone but other people do not.
Sarah: Do you ever talk to Zach anymore?
Alex: Nah, he is such an iPhone snob. It's like he thinks he is better than everyone else.
Sarah: What a douche.
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When a person cannot seem to break the forcefield between their eyes and full on concentration with an iphone screen. When finishing the text seems more important than listening to the outside world as everything continues to pass them by.
Me: "Hey bro did you see her tits?"
Person in iphone mode: ______________
Me: "Bro wtf..."
Other person: "Dude he's in iphone mode fuck him."
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shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.
"Hey, what do you want to order for drinks?" "Not sure, let's see what Imbibe Magazine has for their best beer this month." First iphone comes out of the pocket--enter safari search. Next iphone comes out--enter Facebook post. Third iphone makes an entrance -- the iphone effect has arrived.
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A massively overpriced 'innovative' phone made by apple. Is primarily used to turn your face into random emojis and using 2% of cpu for posting selfies on instagram'
John - 'I just got the new iPhone X'
Vlaros - 'For £1200?? That shit better take me on vacation when I put it on airplane mode'
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