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A fake sugar babe who exploits horny old men for money. They will often exploit several men at once using nudes they have been sent.
Ah shit i’ve got to do a dirty sam booth to get my lad brooks money back
During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.
Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
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Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.
I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.
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When a girl wearing low rider type jeans leans forward and shows a "carpenter's crack" creating the optical vision of a toll booth.
Check out that girl's toll booth, anyone got 35 cents to throw in.
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Hey Carpman
Love your work
Telephone booths are also where geeks change into there super hero costumes
eg.Gay man
computer man
i know everything ever man
Get out of that phone booth you geek
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While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.
The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth
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When something "blows your mind"- Usually in a bad way.
That movie was crazy, the scene at the end when she turned out to be a dude Boothed my Lincoln.
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