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calm down ron

What Ron says when he is angry at Malfoy: SHUT UP MALFOY.
What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 5, 2021


calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

by shemalethemight January 5, 2021


calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013


Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.

Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.

by Toeatcake May 21, 2019


Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.

Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)

by The Gavinator March 10, 2022


Calm your knob

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."

by Annon665 December 5, 2021


damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.

That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm

by KnightofNerdom February 22, 2020