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when a man farts in a womens ass and then plugs the asshole and then keeps it plugged for a week and then unplugs it and sniffs it
Dude i heard jeff gave emily a good jamaican sniff
whilst having sex, you inject your semen into a bong and make the girl smoke it
me and my sugar momma wanted to spice things up, so we tried the Jamaican Depository
the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
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Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.
Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.
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A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usually for free.
Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?
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Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.
"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."
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Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.
To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
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