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Basically a washed up war vet standing outside of a 711 around 3 and 4 in the morning. and just looks at you with his mouth open like aaaaaaaa...... usually wears a camo vest with some war patches and possibly could suffer from sometype of PTSD. Doesnt ask for money just fucking stares at you with the aweeeeeee look and an open mouthhole.
Hey i came out of a 711 and this guy was starting at me . No words just looked at me with his mouth open. I was like you need something Jar Daddy!?
A jar kept under one's bed and used as a toilet during the night; also know as a chamber pot. Usually used in reference to farting, or other bad smells.
As the smell of Bob's fart slowly spread throughout the first class cabin, the passenger in the seat next to him said disgustedly, "who opened the night jar?"
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When an individual keeps trying to insert themselves into a conversation when two marines are talking
Carmen can you stop jar blocking Nate?
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A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can't seem to get enough. A jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of "Miracle Whip" which in fact is not really mayonnaise - it's a salad dressing or dip!
Little Boy: What's for supper Mom?
Mom: Sandwiches again!
Little Boy: Oooo! I'll bust out the jar of gold!
Mom: Make sure to get your sister to give you a hand - I don't want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!
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Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.
Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.
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Changing of fact for no apparent reason by the Joint Aviation Authority in the Theoretical Knowledge requirements for an ATPL(a)
Information required to be known by trainee pilots studying for a JAA-ATPL(a) which is not representative in any way, shape, or form of what actually occurs in reality.
In some cases, the definition of a word may differ depending on which module or subject you are studying. The same is true with key figures.
An example Jar-ism is that the el-nino phenomenon does not exist. (According to JAA when studying global climatology as part of the meteorology syllabus.)
Procedures and figures used in reality are completely different to those required to be known to pass the JAA Theoretical ATPL(a) Exams.
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The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.
“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”