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An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities.
Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night?
Dude2: You mean Jersey Shore right??
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The practice, primarily by men from NJ, of looking away as they shake your hand. Sometimes it's to see if there's someone more important in the room as they enter, other times it's a subtle reminder that they're glad you had a chance to meet them.
I just met your friend Joey, does he have a lazy eye? He seemed to be looking at something else while he was shaking my hand or did I get The Jersey Shake?
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A really filthy hand job.
Its not the one you want, but it's usually the one you get.
"Dude, i was with this chick last night, and i was trying to get a Mexican Handshake, but she game me a jersey pull.. can you believe that?!
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The Jersey Girl mystique is hard to put into words. One would never say earthy-that's way too California. Gritty gets closer when you understand that a true Jersey Girl sleeps just fine with sand in the bed, but the definition still falls shorter than a pair of faded cutoffs. Jersey Girls go to the beach, or "down the Shore" They're not formal. "Casual attire" means shoes and bras optional. We have perfected the lost art of tanning, and know how to drive a traffic circle with attitude. We know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them, and we're never afraid to dance.
"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl."
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A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.
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It's a Jersey thing.
Really has no meaning.
When you live in Jersey then you say it's a Jersey thing. Also shows in South Park.
Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
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Not stopping at a stop sign completely.
Jimmy did the Jersey crawl around the corner and the cops gave him a ticket for running a stop sign.
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