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To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
Being fucked over like what the Qantas CEO has done to all his employees
The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.
Man you really Joyced my pizza!
Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
To be pestered badgered pursued for money when you owe nothing accused of things youve never done and to be called a punk ass bitch for know reason to be joyced
Man that nigga is getting joyced right now
Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems
My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.
Oh man, you’ve been joyced.