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Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
Sheena joyce - Shy, With a Bright Personality has a Jolly Face But Is Stressed And Depressed and is sometimes Afraid of all the attention , An Introvert,Always Alone,Forgetted,Bullied,Strong on the Outside but Scared inside , Sometimes Cold Hearted & Sometimes Warm Hearted, No one Cares About Her ,Full of Fake Friends :),Cries Every Night, Is Ignored By Her Parents and only cared by her works...Everyone Thinks She's Useless And Lazy, But it's the Complete Opposite :>
Hi Guys This is What everyone thinks of me and i am rlly having a bad time rn :)
Don't Take This Seriously THIS IS IN MY OWN UNDERSTANDING
And,Yes That's My Name :)
PS:If Anyone Has This Name....I'm Sorry if this is not true to you But it is to me because you maybe have a Nicer TIME Than me:)
Thank You <//3
Sheena Joyce Is Having A Bad Time rn.....
An Irish surname going for years and years a joyce is loyal,true,courageous and hilariously funny , once you get talking to a joyce your bound to laugh
Oh look it’s ____ joyce surname that fool is great craic
Family Guy character who primarily serves as replacement of Diane Simmon's position of co-anchoring with Tom Tucker.
She also dislikes Lois Griffin.
Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry for what I have done during Highschool.
Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.
La joyce is a stinky person who is likley to go back with there ex dont find you a La joyce they will mess up your like and bring harm
you have La joyce in you if you are dirty and go back to your exes
the literally definition of perfect like there is no person like her. her voice, smile, personality, everything. ugh ily jayjay
“jayda joyce.” she is perfect