A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.
I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.
23π 4π
Fitted Boxer Briefs. Extremely tight underwear that shows the definition of a guy's manhood (package).
I saw Scott walking around in his Junk Trunks and there was little left to the imagination.
23π 4π
An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.
It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!
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Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.
I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!
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Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is ΓΌber junk.
"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."
"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."
"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."
1. Random dude doing stuff
2. Creative fothermucker with a dirty mind and a old soul in a black bag of bones. He makes music, graffiti, fashion design, rides skateboarder too.
Person 1: Do you know who the coolest human on earth is?
Person 2: Vegan Junks, thatβs fax btw
Person 1: Oh fuck, that Nigga Vegan Junks is a fucking god in human body
Person 2: Heβs awesome ππΎ
A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.
"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"