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The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.
"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"
A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat
She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns
Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc
"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"
A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.
Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone
The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.
I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.
I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.