Lawn Mower

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

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mow the lawn

mow the lawn refers to the act of sexually stimulating a woman's birth cannon

"dude! did you mow the lawn last night?"
"of course I did, she was so hot"

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Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

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lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

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Lawn Dart

It's where a girl is doogystyle on a bed and you climb up the bedpost and do a backflip and try to stick your cock in her asshole.

The term "Lawn Dart" speaks for itself.

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lawn mower

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower

I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position

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mow the lawn

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.

"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

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