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When You ejaculate but nothing comes out.
I jacked off and Jizzed 9 times today. 11 if you count the ghost loads.
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Censored word for "shit-load". Means more than normal. word used around adults who don't know you cuss.
Larry: did you hear the weather forecast?
Mikey: yeah, there's gonna be a shiz-load of tornados
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to pack marijuana (weed, mary jane) into the bowl piece of your pipe/bong/etc
you load a bowl, i'll grab a lighter
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Taking a massive shit, then masturbating right after.
Jim - "I'm really horny, yet I have to take a HUGE shit!"
Donald - "Dude, Just load and explode."
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The act of pooping in the refrigerator
"Dude I just left a huge Cold Load for this guy"
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A loaded question is a question with a false or questionable presupposition, and it is "loaded" with that presumption.
The question "Have you stopped beating your wife?" is a loaded question that presupposes that you have beaten your wife prior to its asking, as well as that you have a wife. If you are unmarried, or have never beaten your wife, then the question is loaded.
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When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.
"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"
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