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he is the one with cheekbones who the prince(harry styles) is in love with. louis writes multiple gay anthems such as only the brave. he has a fake girlfriend Eleanor calder. but don’t let her deceive you. there are multiple versions of el. louis is THE sweet creature
“hey did you hear louis tomlinsons song defenseless got to no. 1 on apple music worldwide charts?”
“yea omg it’s so good. isn’t he dating that curly haired lad from one direction?”
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The fish from the absolute BANGER of a song 'adore you' sung by Harry styles.
Louis tomlinson is the fish.
boom.
done
Person: Hey, whats the name of the fish in the adore you music video
Me : oh its Louis the fish. Also known as Louis Tomlinson
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Louis Friend is an anagram for IRON SULFIDE which is also known as fool's gold. This name was used in the movie The Silence of the Lambs, as the name Dr Hannibal Lector told the Senator Ruth Martin was Buffalo Bills real name. ( if these names make no scene to you i suggest you read or watch The Silence of the Lambs).
Dr Hannibal Lector; His name is Louis Friend, he was referred to me by my patient Benjamin Raspil.....
Senator; *listening Intently*
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Louis 'TomLEGENDSON' Tomlinson: master of making an awkward situation more awkward. When One Direction appeared on the Xtra Factor after bandmate Harry Styles (17) kissed host Caroline Flack (32), Louis didn't dissapoint Directioners by bringing up the awkward subject.
Olly: How does it feel to to back?
Harry: It feels nice..walking around the corridors..it's really nice.
Caroline: So you just like walking around corridors?
Louis: I think he's quite nervous around you.
Olly: Which girl do you fancy the most, Harry?
Louis (interjecting): Caroline
Girl: Did you see that Xtra Factor interview with One Direction?
You: Yes! Louis should switch his name to Louis TomLEGENDson!
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Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.
Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!
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A toymaking genius. Marx started his career in the Army during WWI, then left the military to make the world's best toys. From the early 30's to the mid 70's, Marx cranked out model trains, windup animals, and plastic dinosaurs ad infinitum.
His most famous quote is, "There is no reason for even the cheapest toys to be of poor quality."
The world needs another man like him.
My brand new $500 Lionel locomotive broke after a month, but my 50 year old Marx still runs perfectly.